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Immortals Go  An old man was walking down the street, and a dog attacked him. The man defended himself by whacking the dog with his cane, but as it would turn out, the dog was a werewolf, and the cane had a silver handle. And so, the dog died from silver striking.  
  The owner, who was a vampire, came out to inspect and saw his dead dog. He angrily lunged at the old man to eat him. The man's cane was wood, too, however, so the man thrusted his cane into the vampire's heart, and the vampire died.  
  Despite all, the man went crazy and senile before he could tell his story.  
 
The End. Immortals Go
by ~saberdog05
Volcano  There are spirits in the heavens and there are spirits down below. This is common knowledge. What people don’t know is that they come and that they go.  
 
  The most usual specimens to are of traveling wind and water. Or, of both combined – of storms.  
One stormy spirit in particular looked down from its skies and sought to move. The weather brewed and the heavens started to rain. Along came down the spirit with the raindrops and soaked into the earth, meeting a spirit of the soil. The stormy spirit was on a mission, however, so the two made a bargain.    “Make me a human Volcano
by ~saberdog05
I can entertain."Omg look at me I am so talented I can make people who want to look at something look at me because I am just so *&^%$#@ hot and talented. Look at me and see me swing my &*^&*%( hips and blow (*&^&*% kisses and behold how you respond with wide eyes and a coy smile. See how I can make this happen because I am just so hot and love me for it. Love me now. Love me. Do you love me? You're looking. You must love me, I'm hot. I'm so *#&^%*$ hot. Please love me. Oh God, please love me. Do you love me? Love me."   
Please.   
"Is that all you can do?"   
And I shut up. I can entertain.
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it's my favorite season!

Thu Jun 4, 2009, 10:30 PM
SUMMMMMMMMMMER. blistering hot, thunderstorms, and no school. junior year is OVER, and am officially a senior.. man xD

things to do and people to chill with... hfaifdjsd this is awesome.

plus now my VERY SCREWED UP sleep schedule can do as it pleases. no more alarm clocks or curfews.
which is going to be a... a difficult child to correct when school does start up again.

but oh well. :D

so~ to-do list:

- tag comic!
i haven't forgetten XDD! promiseee
popcorncomics thankfully took over for that
thank you!!

- finish mother's day pic
... yeah... mother's day... i'm a terrible person

- do ~Myeternalsin's bday gift
... just as late as mother's day.
i'm so sososososo sorry D:

- finish false hope
omg.

- work on psycalm
next chapter's draft is done!

- 100 themes
haha what's that.

- other

@_@;
no break for me!
also need to get job and liscense
LET'S GOOOOOO

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    ~Miyata-Takao:iconMiyata-Takao: 3 days 17 hours ago
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    So many people like me Put so much trust in all your lies So concerned with what you think To just say what we feel inside ~Hit the floor, Linkin Park
    ~saberdog05:iconsaberdog05: 3 days 15 hours ago
    haha, oh yeah, i saw that.
    it reminds me of robot chicken

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    Question your sanity. Lose all humanity.
    Into the psychotic calm.
    ~Miyata-Takao:iconMiyata-Takao: 3 days 15 hours ago
    xD haha

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    So many people like me Put so much trust in all your lies So concerned with what you think To just say what we feel inside ~Hit the floor, Linkin Park
    ~Miyata-Takao:iconMiyata-Takao: Jul 6, 2009, 2:08:35 PM
    bwuahaha I remember now
    :iconx3v2plz:

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    So many people like me Put so much trust in all your lies So concerned with what you think To just say what we feel inside ~Hit the floor, Linkin Park
    ~saberdog05:iconsaberdog05: Jul 6, 2009, 3:08:44 PM
    YEAH, that one!!

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    Question your sanity. Lose all humanity.
    Into the psychotic calm.
    =WildRainOfIceAndFire:iconWildRainOfIceAndFire: Jul 3, 2009, 5:43:04 PM
    :icontransparentplz: :iconeufrosis: :iconjelloplz: :iconeufrosis: Thank You! :iconeufrosis: :iconjelloplz: :iconeufrosis:

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    The dream was always running ahead of me. To catch up, to live for a moment in unison with it, that was the miracle. (Anais Nin)
    ~saberdog05:iconsaberdog05: Jul 3, 2009, 6:45:00 PM
    woah, cool thank you

    you're welcome!

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    Question your sanity. Lose all humanity.
    Into the psychotic calm.
    ~Miyata-Takao:iconMiyata-Takao: Jun 27, 2009, 9:41:17 AM
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    So many people like me Put so much trust in all your lies So concerned with what you think To just say what we feel inside ~Hit the floor, Linkin Park
    ~saberdog05:iconsaberdog05: Jun 27, 2009, 2:17:46 PM
    OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

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    Question your sanity. Lose all humanity.
    Into the psychotic calm.
    ~Miyata-Takao:iconMiyata-Takao: Jun 27, 2009, 4:46:34 PM
    lol

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    So many people like me Put so much trust in all your lies So concerned with what you think To just say what we feel inside ~Hit the floor, Linkin Park
    ~InfinityOnTheRun:iconInfinityOnTheRun: Jun 23, 2009, 5:48:43 PM
    thanks for the fave ;)

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    and her laugh always sounds like the clatter of shaken dice,
    of the rotation of roulettes and a life on the line.
    ~saberdog05:iconsaberdog05: Jun 23, 2009, 6:00:50 PM
    of course :D

    --
    Question your sanity. Lose all humanity.
    Into the psychotic calm.
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